Tyler's Oranges

Presenting: The Orange! You get one every time you enter your world. But be careful to not eat them in the wrong hand...

The potential consequences are as follows if you do:

1 in 100 chance to just straight up kill you

Your health gets randomized if you have stripped acacia wood ANYWHERE in your inventory

Turn poison into regeneration (and vice versa)

Set you on fire for 1 hour if you're within 16 blocks of a cow

If you're at Y = 126, you get teleported into the void

If you're in the swim/crawl pose, an ender pearl is launched in a random direction

Spawns a creeper if you're standing on coarse dirt

If you're sneaking, you get launched very high up

Gives you levitation 50 for 5 seconds if you're in a sparse jungle

If you have exactly 46 levels, an anvil gets summoned on your head

If you're holding a certain "Danger Item", Orange 47 will find you. He doesn't appreciate you holding nothing, either.

Pushes you backwards if you're moving

Pushes you upwards if you're falling

Pushes you downwards if you're ascending

If you have the mod "Born in Chaos" installed, it launches a fireball onto your head

Switches your x and z coordinates then teleports you to the surface if you're in a dripstone cave

If your FOV is set to 63, you instantly crash

1 in 1,000,000 chance you'll get an achievement and a ton of xp

These activate in the order listed, starting from the top and ending at the bottom. Have fun!

Oh and oranges are actually decent food sources, providing 2 hunger and 10 saturation.