Milkable Drifters

Milkable Drifters

Someone please stop Yang, he's out of control — Algernon

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From the moment you bought this game and first encountered a drifter, you've felt that something was missing.
A game mechanic yet to be added. Something that'll finally complete the game, the final piece of the puzzle. 

At long last, after a whole day of programming, shitposting, and heavy drinking, the Research & Development team behind
Yang's Transport Tycoon is proud to present you the answer to all your pleas: Milkable Drifters.

 

Lactate Drifters Into Submission

Drifters are well-known for their lactose intolerance, but the game has never before let you use this to your advantage, until now.
Feed milk to drifters to overwhelm their l weak lactase enzymes into submission, turning them into lactated drifters which will fight for you to the last.

The more powerful the drifter, the more milk that will be required to trigger their intolerance, be sure to amass a strategic milk reserve for tactical deployment.

 

Extract Succulent Rust Milk

Get in touch with your inner cowboy and wrestle shivers at just the right moment for their milk.

Attaining Rust Milk isn't easy, and it isn't without risk, but all great accomplishments are the same.
First, you must stalk your prey, a shiver. Once they begin to spasm, quickly jump in and close the distance with bucket in hand.
The process is violent, but after your little rustle and tussle, you'll have extracted the rare and succulent Rust Milk from this majestic creature.

Rust Milk is filled with nutrients such as silicates and a wide array of metals. Unfortunately, this is only nourishing to drifters.
Although indigestible to Seraphs, Rust Milk has long been used as a powerful psychoactive drink to stimulate thinking. It is also the leading cause of fatal alcohol poisoning.

You can use this Rust Milk to nourish drifter chicks into fully matured drifters
However, be warned that this grown-up drifter won't be friendly, as Rust Milk is lactose-free (and vegan), so the drifter will beat the shit out of you right after.

 

 

DISCLAIMER

This mod was primarly made to test Drinkable Interaction Ordering Patch, without this mod, you can't use milk on the drifters.
It's not balanced or really designed to be played in permanent worlds. I'm not responsible for what may happen to your save file's integrity.

This mod contains no sexual content or innuendo of any kind. You can already milk goats, this is no different, just more stupid.